"I have this against you"

"What?  What did I do?"

"You tolerate"

"But God, isn't that a little harsh?  Just give it some time, will ya?"

"I have given her time to repent"

"Oh.  Well, maybe I could talk to her about it.  I could get her to change."

"She is unwilling."

"So, what's going to happen to her?"

"I will cast her on a bed of suffering."

"Isn't that just a tad over the top, God?  I mean, I've been around her.  She's not really that bad of a person.  In fact, I think she's got a lot of good things to say, if people would just listen."

"I will strike her children dead."

"What's that supposed to mean?  Surely you don't mean me.  We just hang out now and then.  I don't do anything that bad.  And besides, you're a loving God, right?  What's all of this about pain and suffering?"

"So all the churches will know that I am he who searches hearts and minds, and I will repay each of you according to your deeds."

"Yeah, that's what I'm saying.  Why all the hostility?  What happened to you loving me and having a perfect plan for my life?  I mean, for the most part, I follow you.  I obey you.  And if I mess up, you'll just forgive me, right?"

"As obedient children, do not conform to the evil desires you had when you lived in ignorance.  BE HOLY AS I AM HOLY."

"But God!"

"You tolerate."

"Yeah... I guess I do..."